oh darling you're a million ways to be cruel

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Make the horror stop.

Make the horror stop.

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Hello new followers and goodbye to a few.

I haven’t had a computer for a while, but now I’m saving up for a Mac. Finally, I can become one of those pretentious hipsters I’ve always dreamed of becoming!

raphmike:

Inception: A Musical ► Scene 18 - Eames“Bret, You’ve Got It Going On” by Flight of the Conchords

Arthur you’ve got it going on!

raphmike:

Inception: A Musical ► Scene 18 - Eames
“Bret, You’ve Got It Going On” by Flight of the Conchords

Arthur you’ve got it going on!

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I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group of people adoption rights. A child will benefit from a healthy, loving home, whether the parents are gay or not.

Barack Obama (via gaywrites)

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fuckyeahqaf:



The first time you came here, you didn’t know anything about me. I could have done anything to you. I want you safe. I want you around for a long time. I love you and I’ll be here when you get back. It was love to me.  Whether we see each other next week, never month, never again; it doesn’t matter, it’s only time. I want you inside of me. You don’t kiss anyone else on the mouth but me. It’s for my prince. Take a shower, you stink. Have some balls. Hey stud, you wanna dance? You kissed me? In front of everybody? Ah, now I guess I’ve lost everything. Not everything. The most historic reunification since Germany. He’s the guy I fuck more than once. Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you? I promise I’ll let you blow me tomorrow night. You’re too young to settle down. You’re too old to fuck around.  I thought we had a commitment,         and I plan to stand by it. Now, I want you to get your ass back  in bed,        you son of a bitch. And eat some fucking chicken soup.



[Submitted by lonelysidewalk]

fuckyeahqaf:

The first time you came here, you didn’t know anything about me. I could have done anything to you. I want you safe. I want you around for a long time. I love you and I’ll be here when you get back. It was love to me. Whether we see each other next week, never month, never again; it doesn’t matter, it’s only time. I want you inside of me. You don’t kiss anyone else on the mouth but me. It’s for my prince. Take a shower, you stink. Have some balls. Hey stud, you wanna dance? You kissed me? In front of everybody? Ah, now I guess I’ve lost everything. Not everything. The most historic reunification since Germany. He’s the guy I fuck more than once. Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you? I promise I’ll let you blow me tomorrow night. You’re too young to settle down. You’re too old to fuck around.  I thought we had a commitment, and I plan to stand by it. Now, I want you to get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch. And eat some fucking chicken soup.

[Submitted by lonelysidewalk]

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